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The Flip-Flopping Moderate <– Mencken


It is moral by his code to get into office by false pretences. It is moral to change convictions overnight. Anything is moral that furthers the main concern of his soul, which is to keep a place at the public trough.

Ostensibly he is an altruist devoted whole-heartedly to the service of his fellow-men, and so abjectly public-spirited that his private interest is nothing to him. Actually, he is a sturdy rogue whose principal, and often sole aim in life is to butter his parsnips.

His technical equipment consistes simply of an armamentarium of deceits.

It is his business to get and hold his job at all costs. If he can hold it by lying he will hold it by lying. if lying peters out he will try and hold it by embracing new truths.

His ear is ever close to the ground.

— H. L. Mencken on elected politicians, Notes on Democracy (1926)

 
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Posted by on February 7, 2012 in Politics

 

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Unfit to Rule


Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule — and both commonly succeed, and are right…The United States has never developed an aristocracy really disinterested or an intelligentsia really intelligent. Its history is simply a record of vacillations between two gangs of frauds.

— H.L. Mencken, Notebooks

 
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Posted by on August 5, 2010 in Humor, Politics

 

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They’re Worse than Nothing


_705672_incinerator300Suppose two-thirds of the members of the national House of Representatives were dumped into the Washington garbage incinerator tomorrow, what would we lose to offset our gain of their salaries and the salaries of their parasites?
– H. L. MenckenPrejudices, the Second Series1924

 
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Posted by on August 16, 2009 in Politics

 

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